Ever feel 'wound up' from the stresses of life? You feel tight and distorted, like a rubber band that's been twisted to the brink of snapping? That tension you're feeling isn't in your head... it's actually in your Nerve System.
The constant, never ending stress of life builds tension in your nerves like an over twisted rubber band that robs you of experiencing the fullness of Life. Chiropractors refer to this state as being 'Subluxated.' If you don't regularly purge this tension from your nerves, it builds silently until a physical or emotional crisis manifests. The solution... release the tension with preventative Chiropractic care, and get control of your Life again!
Chiropractic care gently removes stress from your spine and spinal cord before a critical failure can occur. This is one 'rubber band' you need to keep clear! Unwind your stress with regular Chiropractic adjustments and start experiencing the tension free Life you were born to have.
In a landmark decision, the Chiropractic profession has chosen to abandon its tradition of drugless healthcare in favor of a failing, yet mainstream model used throughout the United States today.
Chiropractoids around the globe now acknowledge patients do not possess an innate intelligence, capable of orchestrating all functions of Life - and that this intelligence in no way or form, flows in the nerve system. Interference with this 'ethereal' force does not put the body at risk for failed health. The only hope for mankind is to be managed by drugs from the outside - in, below - up until our sense of truth and reality is dulled into dormancy.
The rogue, Principled Chiropractic movement has finally come to its senses. Only the doctor in the white coat, backed by 'evidence based' propaganda, has the answers to Life and Healing. If you can't drug it, numb it or cut it out - you can't fix it... regardless of what miracles your neighbor experienced at the quack's office down the road. Happy Chiropractic Fools Day!